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Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Hi. Have I Met You Before? 

No, I mean seriously, you look like someone I know. Are you sure- really? Well, if you say so.

That's a mighty big snake you have there, and *wink* I don't mean the one in your pants. Sorry! I'm usually not so forward, must have been the scotch. I don't usually drink, you see, and I was supposed to meet someone here and well, I decided to- I'm sorry, I rattle on so. I can't blame THAT on the drinking, much to my regret.

Oh, it's a Burmese python? It's beautiful. I've never seen one so large before. I've only seen them in the zoo before, and they were big, but not as big as this one. Thirty three feet long? Wow, that's huge! Nice of it to curl up for you like that or it'd be tripping the other drinkers!

What does a Burmese python eat anyway? I imagine it would cost a fortune to keep it fed. Isn't that expensive, an entire hog? I've seen those- they're bigger than I am, and this snake doesn't seem THAT thick around! It's not even as big around as my waist! Really? They can swallow something that big? Amazing.

How sweet of you to buy me another drink! Mmmm, I love scotch. Makes me all woozled though *giggle*. Oh, I have to pee. I'll be right back.

Thank you for waiting, and another scotch waiting for me too! *whisper* I'll tell you a secret- I've got my panties in my purse now. Mmmm, scotch. I know, I drank this one too fast, I'm getting really woozled now! *laugh* No, I couldn't do that! Are you serious?

You've spent so much on scotch and soda for me! And here I am just getting more and more woozled. If I have to get up to pee, I'm not sure I wouldn't stumble or even walk close to a straight line! *laugh* You're right on that score! *guzzle* I normally don't drink this much, but we're having such a good time, that- and thank you! This must make what? five or six you've paid for? That's easily over thrifty- thirfty- t-h-i-r-t-y dollars you've spent! You're such a nice man. And you have such a nice snake. Maybe tonight you could show me your snake too- *giggle*

You really want me to do that? Woobn't that hurt? I don't like pain. *laugh* You're right there! I think I could bang my head on this table and I proba-bably woobn't feel it! And there are people here, I'd be embra-embarbas- I really AM woozled! *laugh* Okay, you sweet man you, as long as you buy me one last scoft. Scoshed. SCOTCH and soda.

I love the taste of scotch.

I'm not gonna bother folding these simce I won't be needing them amymore. *blush* Thank you, they are nice. Real too- no silly- sillico- you know, the thing they put in your boobs. *laugh* Yeah, I shave everyday- my crotch itches horritly if I don't. *whisper* Feels WAY better when fucking.

This carpet feels nice. I should have laid- lied- gotten down on the floor before this. Mmmm, I cood just fall asleep. But I won't, don't worry! I promblise. Prolish. PROMISE.

**to be continued next post**

Anne


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