Thursday, March 23, 2006
The Lesson Learned: NEVER Get Cocky
Aside from stupid jokes about gender (grow up! : )). Anyway, I learned a Valable Lesson this week. It must have been the combination of drugs and disease (I have a TERRIBLE cold and I think it's turning into bronchitis) that got me INTO the situation and God help me- I don't know how to get out.
Ya see, I was trying to download a crack for a program (I WILL deny this in a court of law as this is a JOKE, people in authority!). And the download was for a file called "crack.exe". My DANGER SENSE went off, but I downloaded the file anyway. When I tried to run the file, my DANGER SENSE went off again when zonealarm (free version- whatta ya think I am, made of money?) said "Yo, cunt- ya wanna let this fuckin' program fuckin' run, or what?" (zonealarm has a TERRIBLE attitude problem). I said "no, silly! I'm smarter than that!" and closed that down.
That's when overconfidence knocked me down, punched me viciously in the back of the head, and RAPED me, brutally and repeatedly, then left me bleeding in the dirt and never left a phone number and promised to call me but hasn't yet and it been DAYS. Bastard!
So I ran it again, and when zonealarm as SO rude again (this time it implied I was suffering from a venereal disease!) I said "Sure! I am confident in my skills as an experienced user of computers!"
I should have been more wary, but I was unaware I was about to be brutally fucked (oh! but the way I like it!) without my brutal fucker even wearing a condom.
I knew I was in trouble when AVG Antivirus started saying "You ignorant fucking slut. Oh Jesus, I could just fucking cut your tits off for this!" and catching file after file of trojan horses. Finally the terror was over and the files were all healed. Like magic.
Oh the horror.
The trojans and the files being downloaded and ran have run roughshod over my computer. What was damaged and destroyed? Why, I'll tell you : )
1) My WinXP firewall and icf/ics have been DELETED. Which isn't such a bad idea, as the MSoft things sucked. However, the entire MSoft security center was deleted. Oy vey.
2) My AVG Antivirus was damaged- it can no longer update itself. I am THINKING of deleting it and reinstalling it, but I am afraid to, because...
3) I can no longer run ANY 3rd party firewall software. It INSTALLS, but it won't RUN. Even after uninstalling and reinstalling. Oy. Vey. Gevalt. Ish. Mir.
4) I run PeerGuardian 2 (purely for research purposes!) which blocks IP checkers from P2P, Government and (Uh Oh) SPYWARE. However, guess what? I betcha can : ) It's been damaged and doesn't update or load correctly.
5) A lotta the time, all 3 of my web browsers (Maxthon, Opera, Firefox) will refuse to connect to the web a TALL. I have to reboot to be able to connect.
I repeat my lesson for the edification of you all: NEVER GET COCKY.
Anne
Anne2Snakie's Snake Swallowings Site
The Girl Flesh Forum
My Hopefully Spam Proof Email Address:
anne2snakie AT yahoo DOT com
I think you can figure out how to type that into the TO: line : )
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Ya see, I was trying to download a crack for a program (I WILL deny this in a court of law as this is a JOKE, people in authority!). And the download was for a file called "crack.exe". My DANGER SENSE went off, but I downloaded the file anyway. When I tried to run the file, my DANGER SENSE went off again when zonealarm (free version- whatta ya think I am, made of money?) said "Yo, cunt- ya wanna let this fuckin' program fuckin' run, or what?" (zonealarm has a TERRIBLE attitude problem). I said "no, silly! I'm smarter than that!" and closed that down.
That's when overconfidence knocked me down, punched me viciously in the back of the head, and RAPED me, brutally and repeatedly, then left me bleeding in the dirt and never left a phone number and promised to call me but hasn't yet and it been DAYS. Bastard!
So I ran it again, and when zonealarm as SO rude again (this time it implied I was suffering from a venereal disease!) I said "Sure! I am confident in my skills as an experienced user of computers!"
I should have been more wary, but I was unaware I was about to be brutally fucked (oh! but the way I like it!) without my brutal fucker even wearing a condom.
I knew I was in trouble when AVG Antivirus started saying "You ignorant fucking slut. Oh Jesus, I could just fucking cut your tits off for this!" and catching file after file of trojan horses. Finally the terror was over and the files were all healed. Like magic.
Oh the horror.
The trojans and the files being downloaded and ran have run roughshod over my computer. What was damaged and destroyed? Why, I'll tell you : )
1) My WinXP firewall and icf/ics have been DELETED. Which isn't such a bad idea, as the MSoft things sucked. However, the entire MSoft security center was deleted. Oy vey.
2) My AVG Antivirus was damaged- it can no longer update itself. I am THINKING of deleting it and reinstalling it, but I am afraid to, because...
3) I can no longer run ANY 3rd party firewall software. It INSTALLS, but it won't RUN. Even after uninstalling and reinstalling. Oy. Vey. Gevalt. Ish. Mir.
4) I run PeerGuardian 2 (purely for research purposes!) which blocks IP checkers from P2P, Government and (Uh Oh) SPYWARE. However, guess what? I betcha can : ) It's been damaged and doesn't update or load correctly.
5) A lotta the time, all 3 of my web browsers (Maxthon, Opera, Firefox) will refuse to connect to the web a TALL. I have to reboot to be able to connect.
I repeat my lesson for the edification of you all: NEVER GET COCKY.
Anne
Anne2Snakie's Snake Swallowings Site
The Girl Flesh Forum
My Hopefully Spam Proof Email Address:
anne2snakie AT yahoo DOT com
I think you can figure out how to type that into the TO: line : )
RSS feed: http://anne2snakie.blogspot.com/atom.xml
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