Anne2Snakie

Starting at the worst of the best, and ending at the best of the best!

10) January 10, 1986: In the city of Chicago, a wave of woman swallowing pythons attack through the sewers. The cities forces are called out, and successfully send the woman swallowing pythons packing... after the woman swallowing pythons have swallowed whole and digested alive over ten thousand (mostly willing) women.

9) April 23, 1992: A traveling circus, headed by the notorious talking snake Jet Diamond, travels the nation. Mostly the circus is legit and rakes in record profits with its displays of anacondas swallowing women whole and digesting them alive, reticular pythons swallowing women whole and digesting them alive, and mutant snakes swallowing whole upward of ten women in a row and digesting them all alive. At last Jet Diamond is apprehended and charged with tax evasion. Final toll: Unknown, but authorities figure Jet Diamond, who is still in prison today, may face another five years of incarceration. Oh, and over one hundred thousand volunteer women were swallowed whole and digested alive by Jet's woman swallowing snakes.

8) January 3, 1997: Xiou Xan, an incarnation of a mythical talking snake spoken of in legend throughout many centuries, is found and imprisoned by a taskforce of many countries. Xiou, head of a cabal of kidnappers and slavers, had been running a slavery ring that encircled every nation on the globe and had been doing so for at least one thousand years. Now frozen in ice at a major maximum security prison, authorities never plan on freeing the powerful Xiou. Through the years, Xiou himself had swallowed whole and digested alive well over one million captive women.

7) August 6, 1999: Scarlet (Scar) Rhom, a talking snake Senator of the worthy state of Massachussets, finally manages to insert into a finance bill a provision legalising the swallowing of women and digesting them alive. The bill, sponsored in part by NOW, Planned Parenthood, and, strangely, the Catholic Roman Church, passes uninanimously, mostly due to no one realising the provision is in the bill. The day after passage, Scar admits to his woman swallowing ways with great relief. He recieves a standing ovation by all senators present. In celebration, Scar swallows the woman senator of the state of Delaware, ignoring her screams of terror and cries for help, and digests her alive.

6) July 5, 2001: The college hazing ritual known as "snake taunting" is exposed on national television. This ritual consists of young women kidnapping talking snakes, and forcing them to swallow new students and digest them alive. Some snakes spoke tearfully of being held in captivity for weeks, being forced to swallow whole and digest alive upwards of ten young women a day. One snake broke down completely during taping as he recalled the laughing and taunting of the nude and shapely young women he was forced to slowly swallow whole, his lips running over their young flesh, until their taut, lean naked bodies were in his stomach. Authorities in colleges around the nation vow to stamp out the kidnapping of talking snakes.

5) 18 December, 2003: The culmination of a "New Wave" of elections has reached it's end. The House and the Senate are now totally composed of woman swallowing talking snakes, duly and legally elected by the peoples of the USA. All legislation barring the swallowing whole and digesting alive of any woman of legal age (16 years and older) at any time, any place, even and especially if she doesn't want to be swallowed whole and digested alive, is hunted down and voted away. A wave of celebration rocks the nation, and in the aftermath over seventeen million women have been forcibly swallowed whole and digested alive.

4) To Be Continued! : )

Anne

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