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Sunday, October 30, 2005

How Much Is YOUR Blog Worth? 

MINE isn't even worth 2 flat pennies!! : )


My blog is worth $0.00.
How much is your blog worth?



Anne

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Friday, October 28, 2005

My Sweater Puppies Have Become "Sweater Monkies" 

and beg for popcorn and soft candy treats when I sit next to "normal" people. People that haven't been "spoiling" their breasts with harsh electrical shocks and brutal, some would say "savage", attacks to the soft tissues of their breasts with short blades and "reconstructive" plugs to the bloody chunks of tortured flesh underneath.

I love myself and my body!

Anne

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Thursday, October 20, 2005

Take Care Of The Sweater Puppies 

Listen up gals, when all is said and done - size, shape, cup, one or two - it's all about attitude, so do not be afraid to own your breasts. That's right, take a look at them, study them, squeeze them, check for discharges, cracks, cuts, sores, change in size, shape or form.

* In the shower: Clean the nipple areas and use this opportunity when there's lots of lather on the breasts to do a proper breast self-examination.

* Out of the shower: Pat dry slowly.

* Perk up breasts with cold cucumber slices. Move the slices in circles slowly around the breasts.

* Share your facial mask with your breasts.

* Put your favourite music on and relax your breasts.

* Remove the mask gently with warm water.

* Warm hands and then moisturise breasts one at a time. Don't forget that the armpit belongs to the breast, so moisturise all the way to the top of each shoulder and along the sides of each breast.

* If talcum powder keeps breasts nice and cool during the hotter months, caress, them further with a clean soft puff.

* Always place your breasts in a clean bra. Breasts love cotton (it allows them to breathe).

* If showing off a decolletage, add bronze shimmer to further lift and separate.

* When out on the town feed your breasts well with lots of vegetables, especially broccoli. Sip water with a slice of lemon instead of ordering yet another glass of alcohol.

* At night put breasts to bed on cool, clean sheets. Ensure that the mattress provides adequate support not just for the back but for the breasts too. Sleep on the back or on your side if breasts are too heavy to be slept on.

* Some women like to sleep in a bra. Our feeling is that breasts need to breathe, so release them.

* Bras should not dig deep into the skin, leaving unsightly marks. If this is happening to you, your bra is too tight.

* Wake breasts up slowly after a night's sleep by stretching each arm away from the body slowly. Lift arms one at a time. Use the right arm to hold the left bent elbow, stretch slowly reaching for the collarbone. Repeat twice slowly on each arm.

* Inhale slowly and deeply. Exhale slowly and deeply, emptying the lungs of the night's sleep.
Spend a minute listening to the body. wish it well for another day.

I personally awaken my breasts with short jabs of electricity as I stagger out of the room. Adds a "jolt" to the day. The taser has been worth every minute, except for the burn marks.

Anne

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The Girl Flesh Forum
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Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Super Fighting Vagina Team 

is the name of my next series title. I think.

Anne

p.s. doing a reformat/reinstall got my piggyback dsl running smoothly again. whew. I thot I was going to have to cut my wrists for a moment there.

And I am Taking This Counter Away And Moving It Upwards!


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5:23 And We Shall See 

I reformatted and reinstalled Windows 98 (win98) again in an attempt to see if i can keep a wireless connection for more than 5 minutes because I have fought and fought and there is blood and borken bones and I still don't know if it worked yet.

Well, we shall see. Shall post again to let you know.

Anne

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My Life Is Ruined Again 

Some setting or other got changed last noight and I have been fighting like a crazy person trying to get it fixed. But as of last night at approx 7 Pm Preffered Standard Time my piggyback DSL died. I could only connect for about 5 minutes as a time and then have to reboot to get a connection again. So right now I am playing/fighting with the router and trying to get it to NOT DO THAT. OR I WILL BURY IT ALIVE IN A BOX.

Anne

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Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Amazing. My Life Has Changed. 

My in-laws got DSL. Bastards. And I was stuck with dial-up. Well, somehow i managed to talk Rudy into buying a wireless router and a wireless USB reciever. So now I piggyback on their DSL and I have broadband again.

Man. I have missed it so much. 24/7 DSL. Give me the money. OH! My clit feels so GOOD!

Anne

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Saturday, October 15, 2005

I Don't Know How To Enable Comments For My Posts 

Blogger SAYS i have them enabled for people, but damned if I can figure out how to make it so people can actually comment.

Anyway, I am dying from lack of sleep, so how about that. I am sleeping less and less again, from pain and such. Dying. Sleep. Arf.

Take care all. The palindrome story winners WILL recieve their winnings, me promiso!!

Anne

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Friday, October 07, 2005

Damn, Blogger Hates Me 

Zathras: hope you don't hate me. Write me back. Wandersmann: beatcha with the snake story! Maybe I should move to Florida, go camping in the Everglades. Sounds like FUN : )

I have been very very sick this week and have not been able to go in and see Rudy. I miss him terribly. I have been sleeping like half a day away, and crying much of the rest of the time I am awake. I hurt terribly, physically and mentally. Hate illness. Hate Rudy being sick.

Sigh.

I love you all.

Anne

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Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Life Doth Suck As Unto A Vacuum Cleaner 

"Pythons, likely abandoned by pet owners, have been seen in the Everglades since the 1980s. But in the past two years alone, Snow has documented 156 python captures, a surge that has convinced biologists the snakes are multiplying in the wild." I told you people about this. Just because I say it doesn't mean that it is not true : )

The Story

Probably not be a story there by the time you click on it. Oh well.

Anyway, they sucked about half a litre of clear yellow fluid from Rudy's right lung-sac (space between his lung and the lung lining). The left didn't have enough to drain. On the other hand, they are also giving him a lot of packed blood cells. On the other hand, he's been in the hospital since early Monday morning. On the other hand, he'll be going to an adult family home/assissted living center for some time after he leaves the nursing home before he comes home. On the other hand...

On the other hand, if he does die anytime soon (soon as defined by less than 20 years) then they will have to institutionalise me for a time to keep me from hurting myself. And I am with it enough already now to know that if he DOES die anytime soon, *I* will be turning myself in to be institutionalised for a time to keep me from hurting myself.

I love you all.

Anne

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