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Sunday, September 03, 2006

Unless And/Or Until Further Notice 

my NEW blog will be found at Anne's Wordpress Blog.

I sincerely hope this is a good move.

I better go back and save my fave stuff from here, hadn't i? : )

Anne

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Saturday, September 02, 2006

Sometimes It Seems To Me 

that the best sex in the world would also involve someone dying. Possibly violent, if you are into that, but not me. There would be cutting, there would be blood, lots of it, and the person dying would possibly slip into death from blood loss, body dying and spasming in last orgasm. No hole would be taboo, male or female, and it would be very wet, not just from blood. The only bodily substances I would not enjoy in sex would be shit, and snot/phlegm.

The best sex would leave a corpse, and at least one person having to spend a week healing and recuperating.

Anne

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I Have Been Thinking Of Switching Blogging Services 

I want comments on posts, email, rss, more sex... well, switching services won't help THAT I guess...

On the other hand, I do like THIS "bumper sticker":


/me spreads her legs for the liberals in the audience

Oh well. Maybe the next post will just be a URL leading to the NEW nlogging service where I have taken up NEW residence!

Anne

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Friday, September 01, 2006

I Finished A Game Last Night! 

I am terrible at finishing games. I have 400 billion pc games, some going back almost 13 years, and I have finished maybe 6 of them. I have about 75 console games, from N64/Dreamcast/PS1/PS2/XBOX/XBOX360... and I have finished maybe 5 of them. And this is after trading and selling a lot of them that I never finished.

I tend to sabotage myself. The closer I get to the end of a game, the less I tend to play it until finally I have stopped playing it altogether and I go to the next game. I did this with Dragon Quest VIII- I begged Rudy tons for it last year and he got it for me for my B'Day. And I played it tons! Until I started getting closer to the end... now I don't think I've played it for about 10 months now.

But last night... I played F.E.A.R. to the very end. And it is scary as FUCK. And it ends just like a horror movie : ) Today my neck and shoulder muscles are KILLING me because I was so TENSE while playing the game the entire time I've been playing it. I've been in a constant state of fear and dread. It RULEZ : )

I am proud of myself!

Anne

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Go To WWW.EggDisk.Com Before September 1st 

because you get a free 6 gig online storage space if you sign up before then. I did it. Hopefully I won't die because of it : )



This is my barcode. You can generate your own, based on your actual real life data, at Barcode Art By Scott Blake. More of a "fun" thing to do instead of something constructive and useful and worthwhile.

Well, Rudy is tired of his potassium being critically low since we moved (since he gets muscle cramps and more, which is a stage before the actual 'dying from lack of potassium' stage), and choking on his own fluids because the doctors cut one of his diuretics. The hazards of moving and getting new doctors who don't know your history and so learn it by fucking with your meds and making your life hell until they realise they need to do what was being done before.

And again, still a ton of story ideas in my head, very detailed stories involving spacial theory and very detailed mathematical concepts dealing with economics and micro-organism biology. I'm lying- they're about young women being swallowed whole and digested alive by snakes 'n stuff, natch.

Anne

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Friday, August 25, 2006

My Little Girl Is Turning FOUR Tomorrow 

and I am excited and terrified. Excited because MY LITTLE GIRL, Rachel Anne, is turning Four Years Old tomorrow (Saturday, btw)!!

Terrified because 4 years ago Rudy and I brought forth into this world a Hostage To Fate. Now I have to spend the rest of my life hoping and praying that nothing bad (like death, or maiming, etc etc etc) ever happens to her.

And weary, for I am 4 years older than I used to be. I am 42 and about to turn 43. Shorter of breath, and one day closer to death.

Which might help explain why, when I was GOING to write a vore story (some poor woman swallowed whole and digested alive by a snake, natch), instead- I didn't : )

Anne

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Thursday, August 24, 2006

Rudy Is Out Of The Hospital Again 

I brought him home last night. You didn't know he was in the hospital again? I can't remember if I posted about this, but the day AFTER Rudy got out of the hospital he was in before (and that hospital SUCKED so hard it even took the SKIN off the diseased monkey penis) he went into respiratory distress AGAIN. So we 911'd him away, and I was INSISTENT that he NOT be taken to the hospital we were at before.

So, after 6 days in the Very Very Nice and Well Staffed With Competent Staff Persons hospital he is back home. And Rudy is very strong willed- we JUST finished cleaning up a HUGE part of the apartment. The very thing that, of course, always ruins him for the next day. And sometimes the day after. But once he makes up his mind, that's it.

My 250 gig HD is almost full. I have Oblivion for PC and it's huge, and F.E.A.R. and IT'S huge and god DAMN it's scary as FUCK ALL.

I love you all.

Anne

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Monday, August 21, 2006

What Do You Call It When 

this many clawed and sharp toothed rabbit like creature jumps at your crotch when you are sitting back with your knees wide apart and it starts tearing it's way into your body- not through the soft tissues of the abdomen, no, but it bites and ruins it's way into your body through your cunt. Just eating and chewing until it bursts from your belly in a spray of blood.

What do they call that?

Anne



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Sunday, August 20, 2006

Ironically, I Think I Will Drive Us To Medical Ruin 

I hate being sick. I have a temp of 100.2F, my skin hurts like hell, my muscles (ESPECIALLY my injured back muscles) are SCREAMING and I have a headache that could split stone. Luckily my cranium is tougher than stone, aye? : )

Anne

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Thursday, August 17, 2006

Logo 



Anne

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Tuesday, August 15, 2006

I Am Trying Out MSoft Windows Live Writer Beta 

 It's made to work, of course, with the MSoft WIndows Live Blogs, or some such beeswax. Seems that it also works with Blogger! AND it gives you a picture perfect preview of your page! WoW!



We'll see if the animated gif I inserted there works. If it does, I apologise to all you out there with slow connections- the gif is a meg and a half in size. If it doesn't work and you only see a non-moving pic... well, it's a nice pic of a cunny, ain't it? : )

 

anne


Monday, August 14, 2006

Rudy Is In The Hospital Again (Post Written In Strange "Accent") 

(yagodda work harda unnastan this post)

Soweez inna hospidal again. E az pneumonia. At holiniz belly is mossly healup, jussa liddlemo time anittal be good again. A lassfor dayzee bininna hospidal. Ivy annabiodics goin innahis arm. E feelzalot worse now whichee thinks meanzee is gettin bedder butti dunno.

I dunno how much more I can take of him being sick. I'm on good antidepressants, but this remainder of time he has left, be it years or months, is going to be horribly painful and terrible for him and it's going to tear my mind and soul apart. And afterward, when he's gone and it's just me with my "broken" back and 3 kids... who barely know me as their mother and him as their father... I just don't see a wonderful life ahead of me.

I knew he had health probs before I married him. And I'd marry him again because I love him so fucking much it hurts. But God- it's a damned nightmare watching him deteriorate and there is nothing I can do to help him but love him. I want to save him but I can't.

Hell, I don't even know how to save myself. I don't even know how to take CARE of myself anymore. Whenever Rudy gets sick, everyone immediately starts worrying about ME because I stop eating, I stay up too late, I do everything that is WRONG. Social isolation. Eating once a day because I HAVE to eat, not because I WANT to eat. Drugging myself to sleep- which is standard, btw. I have terrible insomnia and have to take sleep meds.

I dunno any more.

Anne

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Saturday, August 12, 2006

I Have Fallen In Internet Love 

on Something Awful I read an update about Steve Sutton's videoblogs on YouTube. Oh my God. He's bland, boring, depressing... and I Love Him. You can go to his website, Steve Sutton's Web Site, and he links to all his internet projects.

I Love Him.

Anne

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Saturday, August 05, 2006

For Some Reason Flock Couldn't Connect 

FLOCK is a social-blog based browser basivally for blogging. For some odd reason, Flock wouldn't post my popst I wanted to post. So I am posting that post in this post :)

Amazon.com: Reviews for Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz: Gourmet Food

AT the time of this writing, there were 403 "reviews" for a 128 ounce plastic container of milk on amazon.com's grocery checkout section. The reviews are the best thing ever!!


Anne

except that the URL doesn't wprk so you'll have to go to amazon.com and search for the milk, which makes this whole exercise sorta pointless. Sigh.

Anne

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Friday, August 04, 2006

GREATEST HITS 

Starting at the worst of the best, and ending at the best of the best!

10) January 10, 1986: In the city of Chicago, a wave of woman swallowing pythons attack through the sewers. The cities forces are called out, and successfully send the woman swallowing pythons packing... after the woman swallowing pythons have swallowed whole and digested alive over ten thousand (mostly willing) women.

9) April 23, 1992: A traveling circus, headed by the notorious talking snake Jet Diamond, travels the nation. Mostly the circus is legit and rakes in record profits with its displays of anacondas swallowing women whole and digesting them alive, reticular pythons swallowing women whole and digesting them alive, and mutant snakes swallowing whole upward of ten women in a row and digesting them all alive. At last Jet Diamond is apprehended and charged with tax evasion. Final toll: Unknown, but authorities figure Jet Diamond, who is still in prison today, may face another five years of incarceration. Oh, and over one hundred thousand volunteer women were swallowed whole and digested alive by Jet's woman swallowing snakes.

8) January 3, 1997: Xiou Xan, an incarnation of a mythical talking snake spoken of in legend throughout many centuries, is found and imprisoned by a taskforce of many countries. Xiou, head of a cabal of kidnappers and slavers, had been running a slavery ring that encircled every nation on the globe and had been doing so for at least one thousand years. Now frozen in ice at a major maximum security prison, authorities never plan on freeing the powerful Xiou. Through the years, Xiou himself had swallowed whole and digested alive well over one million captive women.

7) August 6, 1999: Scarlet (Scar) Rhom, a talking snake Senator of the worthy state of Massachussets, finally manages to insert into a finance bill a provision legalising the swallowing of women and digesting them alive. The bill, sponsored in part by NOW, Planned Parenthood, and, strangely, the Catholic Roman Church, passes uninanimously, mostly due to no one realising the provision is in the bill. The day after passage, Scar admits to his woman swallowing ways with great relief. He recieves a standing ovation by all senators present. In celebration, Scar swallows the woman senator of the state of Delaware, ignoring her screams of terror and cries for help, and digests her alive.

6) July 5, 2001: The college hazing ritual known as "snake taunting" is exposed on national television. This ritual consists of young women kidnapping talking snakes, and forcing them to swallow new students and digest them alive. Some snakes spoke tearfully of being held in captivity for weeks, being forced to swallow whole and digest alive upwards of ten young women a day. One snake broke down completely during taping as he recalled the laughing and taunting of the nude and shapely young women he was forced to slowly swallow whole, his lips running over their young flesh, until their taut, lean naked bodies were in his stomach. Authorities in colleges around the nation vow to stamp out the kidnapping of talking snakes.

5) 18 December, 2003: The culmination of a "New Wave" of elections has reached it's end. The House and the Senate are now totally composed of woman swallowing talking snakes, duly and legally elected by the peoples of the USA. All legislation barring the swallowing whole and digesting alive of any woman of legal age (16 years and older) at any time, any place, even and especially if she doesn't want to be swallowed whole and digested alive, is hunted down and voted away. A wave of celebration rocks the nation, and in the aftermath over seventeen million women have been forcibly swallowed whole and digested alive.

4) To Be Continued! : )

Anne

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Thursday, August 03, 2006

I'll Be Posting A Lot More Now That We Are 

more settled in and I have CABLE broadband through the HATED oh GOD I HATE COMCAST... but I digress :) I can download big files fast (the last broadband I had was little better than dial-up... no streaming video, big files were FASTER than dial-up, but a 300 meg file was a several hour download instead of maybe 30 - 45 minutes...)

So anyway, I am writing again (I have several stories In Progress...), and posting again, and inhabiting IRC (sometimes) again, and... and... well, trying to answer email. To those of you I have not answered... well, I WILL get there. And for those I USED to write to but for some reason we haven't been writing of late (Skaven, I mean YOU : ) ) we Will Write Again.

Oh, and I'm a gonna update the site soon too.

On Second Life my name is "Anya Address", mostly acuz I LIKE the name Anya (sorta seems like my real name!), and the surname Address is just so... surreal : )

Anne

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Sorry Serrith, But I Am Getting Tired Of Being Christian 

I converted slightly over a year ago to the delightful branch of Christianity known as Latter Day Saints because it kinda made the Bible actually make sense. And compared to other branches of Christianity, I MUCH prefer being a Mormon than, say, a Southern Baptist- the Mormons don't preach Hellfire- they preach being happy on Earth because God wants us to be happy. Aside from the being excommunicated from the church should you ever happen to engage in an act of homosexuality*. WHich would probably include everyone in the world because "to think is is the same as doing it" and I betcha that even the most strictest het man or woman has wondered what a cock down the throat/cunt against the tongue tastes and feels like deep down inside. So to speak.

But even tho the bible made more sense at the time (given that slant that even now I prefer (the MORMON slant :) )) it's just- not making a ton of sense any more. The Bible is STILL fucked up, no matter what you think when you look at it. It's STILL contradictions from one end to the other.

And when I look at the universe, I STILL don't see a God. I see a WONDERFUL and AWE INSPIRING universe, but no God.

However, when I am around people of the church, even one of them :) my mind shifts (I think because I AM clinically insane) and I am a believer again. UntilI leave the company of Believers.

Anne

*One position I enjoyed engaging in with my one time lesbian lover was our legs scizzor locked- my legs open, hers open, her on her side, me on my back, and our cunts tongether linked with a nice flexible penis substitute. Made for DELIGHTFUL wigglings :)

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Blood, Violence, Murder 

With the state of the world today, we might as well just admit that we're killing people not because of the color of their skin (tho the arabic people certainly aren't lilly white like all DECENT people's skin is), or because they aren't heterosexual (like all DECENT sets of genitals are), or they aren't CHRISTIAN enough (tho God Almighty knows there are a lot of Godless Heathens out there (like, 5 billion or so, I think?)), but we're just killing people because we like to. It's fun, educational, and teaches our kids to become better savages.

Hell, it's entertainment done RIGHT. Only I want to be able to go to the local Arena and watch people get slaughtered en masse in PERSON. There can NEVER be enough blood and corpses for MY viewing pleasure. Dammit, I want to be able to SMELL the blood, TOUCH the cold corpses, TASTE the rot in the air, HEAR the buzzing of the flies, SEE hundreds of bodies of former human beings killed on the half hour because I WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED.

I hate the world I live in.

Anne

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Monday, July 31, 2006

Wandersmann, Your Email Doesn't Work 

I emailed you and it got bounced back to me as that email not working. it was the sbc account, methinks.

There will be another update on my site soon. I haven't given up, no fear, etc etc etc. Just what with my back getting worse because of the move and Rudy's continuing declining health, the move we made, and Rudy's declining health... maybe I should have mentioned my back hurting LAST so I didn't have all those repeats up there... Oh well. The point is, I haven't had the mental wherewithall to actually write anything or adjust the site (it hasn't even been FOUR MONTHS passed since I last updated the site! that's not long!).

Remember: aim: anne2snakie msn: anne2snakie yahoo: anne2snakie icq: 8692176

The "Trinity Knot" near the top of this page is actually a soul-trap; a little something I ran across in my occult studies. This altered version should make its nature clear:



Three interlocked sixes, the mark of the beast. Actually, just a mark of the beast. There are dozens. But I digress. The inscription is ancient Greek and says, in essence, "I freely accept this mark by tracing it." More or less the metaphysical equivalent of a shrink-wrap license. It counts, even though most of you can't read it, because much of the New Testament was also written in ancient Greek, making it a de facto official language for this sort of thing.

If you traced it with your eyes (which is almost impossible not to do, at least subconsciously) you "bear the mark" on your forehead. If you actually traced it with a finger or with a pointing device you manipulated with your hand (like a mouse), then you "bear the mark" on your hand. Since you took it of your own free will (even if you didn't know what you were doing) there is no way for you to get rid of it. Jesus won't even look at you if you have the mark. I can, however, refuse to let you have it.

Still skeptical? Remember that this is not a normal betting situation. The payoff is infinite and the cost is finite. If there is any chance, no matter how small, that I can damn you then it's a good bet to send me the money. You have so little to lose, and infinitely much to gain. Besides which, what's sending me all your money compared with spending even one Sunday in church?

Perhaps you'd rather bet that the whole trinity knot / soul trap / mark of the beast is something I just made up to encourage your generosity. Perhaps you also think that the ancient Greek inscription is nonsense. Considering what's at stake, Can you really take that chance?*

Anne

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*stolen with no permission from www.jhuger.com and modified slightly

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Mama Snake Enjoys FPS Games 

So, not having tried a "Real War" game, she is trying out "KUMA/War".

Anne

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And, After Rebates, I Own My Own Cable Modem 

Science fiction told us so. Most of the awful things we see in the world today (global warming, the horrific use and rise of advertising, the rise of futility of wars) we have seen and read about in some of the best science fiction novels of the past 100 years. And if it was even noticed at all, it was pooh poohed as "just science fiction". Well, now we are living it.

Oh, and snakes should swallow women whole and devour them alive : ) I'm all for that. Reserve me one!!

Anne

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Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Well, I Have Broadband Back! 

I got broadband through Comcast (eugh!) and I can be online more often. And faster. And better, and gooder (WAY gooder!), and- and-

Well, anyway. Anyone who actually reads this (all 4 of you), I promise to start answering email AGAIN. Remember, this last time it wasn't even my own fault!

Sigh.

Anne

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Thursday, July 06, 2006

I Have Been Away For Good Reasons 

No, really, I wouldn't lie.

Anyways, Rudy has been pretty sick- again, still, always. He has a wound in his abdomen that he has to pack and change the dressing of 3 times a day. Haw-whoodja.

We are also moving. 9 July 2006 we are on the road in a huge truck and a few vehicles. 200 miles, closer to our kids. On Friday, we will be out of the assisted living center. I will have no computer.

On Sunday we will be living the night and the rest of the time in the new apartment and then it will be ONLY me taking care of Rudy.

Until the phone gets set up, we will have no internet access.

I'm basically saying "Good Bye" for about a week or so.

I love you all.

Anne


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Sunday, June 18, 2006

Apparently PERFORMANCING for FireFox does not get the title for your post published as WELL as not gettings the templates. Sigh. Anyway, the title for the post below this one is:

"My Slowly Dying Husband Is In The Hospital (Again)"

Anne

He has been since last- wednesday? Or thursday? cain't amember. Anyway, the upshot is this. Since he has 2 artificial heart valves, his blood has to be thinned so it doesn't clot on the valves (if it clots, the clots break loose and block blood to some important organ like the heart, brain, lungs, etc etc etc). So when his blood gets to thick he also has to get injections instead of just eating rat poison (coumadin/Warfarin is essentially rat poison). But these injections always continue blooding under the skin after he gets them and they are horribly painful and end up being like large potato size lumps under his belly skin. Ick.

This time he had an allergic reaction (his breathign was heavy and he got had to toe hives that itched horribly). He was taking 50 mgs of benadryl q4h (every 4 hours) and i had to coat him with calamine lotion and he STILL scratched in his sleep- when he could sleep.

And the lumps in his abdomen were getting worse.

FInally he was checked into the hospital and they had to decide what to do because one of the lumps had developed a head on it like a HUGE fucking boil and they didn't want it bursting because that would be WORSE. So yesterday they opened the skin on the worst one and pulled out all these slug-size blood clots. Total amount- like 2 golf-balls. The other side they just pierced with needles so it could drain (tho how blood clots as thick as jelly are supposed to drain, I dunno).

This has been going on for a couple weeks and he's going to be in the hospital for maybe another week. I ain't sleeping worth a damn, spending as much time at the hospital with him, and  trying not to think about things when I am back at the assisted living center.

Life.

Anne

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Mi so apologiso about being far and away of late. Once again still and always dealing with personal issues. Always. Still. Sigh.

See y'all soon!

Anne

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Something Dumb 

Here is something stupid I am trying on the blog. Maybe I'll try it on my site later too; mayhaps I will add this to the 'template' so it appears just aafter "rippy" : )

Anyways, it's a chat thingie, to see if y'all can chat when I happen to be present at the site. Fat chance you may say- I agree. But what the hell- WEB 2.0!! Just yell that when people question you.

Anne




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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

I Am Trying To Use The 'Performancing' Extension For FireFox 

So if this post sucks, it's the extensions fault and not mine. Anyway, I just wanted to try out the 'blog from any page' feature of the extension and it's pretty cool. Obviously I don't get to use the templates that blogger has, unless the extension surprises me and does use the templates. Either way I won't really be able to figure this out unless AFTER I publish the post.

Anyway, the purpose of the post :) I was skimming technorati links for ways to download free music (legally!) and came across porn links. Being a woman who's sex drive is always set on 'horny', I checked them out :) Dumb movie links, but on one page there was a link who's "enticement" was this line: "« Pale teen blonde wannabe model sucks a hard cock from her knees »".

Rudy jumped when I started laughing. After all, why is this young woman storing hard cocks in her knees? And if she IS doing this strange activity, why does she have to suck on them to get them OUT of her knees??

Anne

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Good Criminy 

I have been trying to clean and streamline the laptop (software and bootwise) for a time because it was taking like 4 minutes from "press the power button" to "you can use it now". Too long. So I have gotten some progs to clean the system, clean the registry (winxp), etc etc etc. End result? It now takes almost TEN MINUTES from "press the power button" to "use can use it now".

Fuck. Fuck me with a gasoline powered chainsaw! But promise me foreplay first : )

So I dunno. Has to be answer, dunno what it is. I can't even control what programs start up anymore- every program (comes with winxp or 3rd party) tells me there is NOTHING that auto starts up- but about 10 progs auto start up and I dunno how to fix that.

SO there is my life.

Anne

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Friday, May 26, 2006

Somehow W.Blogger Lets Me Use Templates 

Dunno how yet. And I have the "Performancing" extension for Firefox (I use a combo of Firefox, Maxthon (IE engine in Maxthon shell, much better and safer than just IE) and Opera) which allows you to blog from any page you are viewing but I haven't been able to figure that out yet. WHen I do, that would be cool. Post things I think are cool here instead of always depressing everyone with my problems which not resolve themselves for years, and when they do it will come at great cost, many tears, and a loss I will suffer from for the rest of my life.

Other than that I have been doing well. The weather has been CRAZY lately, so my back has been KILLING me. I get about 20 vicodin every 2-3 weeks and that has to last me until I see my doc again- it's been 9 days and I've burned through 10 already. And these are just wimpo vicodin- 5 mgs oycodone, 500 mgs tylenol(tm) brand acetomeniphen.

Gonna be a lonely weekend. The 2 youngest kids are with Rudy's sister for the duration, probably YEARS, and Robby (our oldest, he's 10) is going down to visit over the weekend. I miss my kids. God I miss them.

I have 3 comps in the apartment now... this laptop I use primarily (in our bedroom), and in the living room I have a win98 machine and a winxp machine using the same keyboard, mouse, and monitor. They are hooked together with a "squid"- a KVM switch. They rule. WHen Rudy wants to camp out in the living room, I switch between those 2 comps. I only have 1 speaker setup, so I needs me a splitter a'cuz I have to switch the speaker cord between computers. Sucks. I demand perfection, I don't want to expend any energy getting it, and I want it NOW!

I'm starting to write again, slowly. I gots me some stories I need to finish (one has a character interestingly named Cle7en) a'cuz they good stories... and some to start. And those non-vore novels I have to write.

And dammit, I need a couple months so I can just play OBLIVION on my XBOX 360!!!

I am a child inside the body of a woman.

Anne

Sunday, May 14, 2006

No Frickin' Luck. Ever. 

After losing my win98 install disk, my win98 machine no longer recognises either of the hard drives inside of it.

Ever get that feeling that life is out to get you?

Anne

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Friday, May 12, 2006

A Test Of W.Bloggar 

Where, strangely, you don't have to be signed on to Blogger.com to actually work on your post. How odd.

Anne

Saturday, May 06, 2006

God, Life Sucks 

Well, today we finally sent the youngest 2 of our 3 kids away. Rudy's sister now has custody of them, and will be signing the papers and taking them to court on Monday. The oldest is staying with my in-laws until the end of school, then he too is going away.

So life continues to suck. Very bad. Which is why I haven't done much writing, or site working, or stuff like that.

So, cool. Like, I'll be okay. I think.

Anne

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Sunday, April 30, 2006

No One Writes Me 

Does ayone read me any more? I hope so. I miss people. I am working on stories, I am working on my site, I am working on my blog, I am working on trying to keep my life together, I am trying to keep my sanity.

Seriously. I am trying to keep my sanity. I sometimes wish I could lose a little of my tight fucking grip on control and just step a little bit further out... I could finally get the help I really need. Right now I'm nutty and in need of help but not nutty enough to qualify for help. If I get hospitalized for being nuts, then I could get the help I need.

That'd be boring and awful tho.

Anne

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Saturday, April 29, 2006

Well. How About That 

Okay. Since the last post, things have occurred. Rudy and I have moved back into the assisted living center. Child Protective Services was called because my father-in-law is literally a psychopathic personality and we were afraid that everyone back at the house was dead (false alarm, btw, and the effect on my mother-in-law was the same as if I had killed her entire family). Two of our three children are moving 150 miles away next Saturday, and when school is out, so will Robby (our oldest).

And generally, things are... happening. On the one hand I feel kinda better, mentally, and at the same time I feel listless and horribly depressed.

But I am writing new stories. And trying to finish some I have already started : )

So, man. And I feel sad that no one is emailing me right now. Yes, I know I suck. But I need people to email me so I can think of non-horrible things! Please? I'll send you naked pics of my pussy*!

Anne

*pussyCAT. my cat, Chobee : )

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Monday, April 17, 2006

Man, Things Have Changed 

Well, first thing, I got got kicked out of the assisted living center (for my own safety!) for cutting myself. So they called all sorts of psych help hotlines for me. Which I need : )

And Rudy is out of the hospital! Yay! And no nursing home would take him! Boo! Which is bad because the assisted living center won't take him back until he's medically stable! ARGH!

So right now we are back home with the in-laws and our kids and my cat Chobee again. I'm a bad person because I've been missing my cat more than I've been missing my kids. We are only going to be home this week because Rudy can't stay here longer than that- his dad is already pushing him to get up and do stuff that he shouldn't be doing at this time (and maybe never can again).

So for right now things are again a mess. I have 2 stories in the works that a friend says are GREAT so far and he rilly wants me to get them done and posted (both are vore, of course : ) I had a 3rd, but I had to format the HD of the laptop, so I done lost everything. EVERYTHING.

Oh well. More later.

Anne

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Sunday, April 09, 2006

Um, 4 And 2 

I think you know what I mean.

Anne

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Addendum 

The first two cuts really WERE practice cuts. They are largely scratches- the longest first cut goes through all the layers of skin maybe 1/3 it's total length (in spots here and there along the cut). The second cut made last night was about the same. Vut through all the layers maybe 1/4 - 1/3 the total length.

The last cut from this morning is a REAL cut. It goes trough all layers of skin the entirely of the cut. it's, again, not terrible (except that rilly, cutting yourself at ALL is terrible)- just through all the layers of skin into the connective tissue beneath and goes NO DEEPER- just like cutting thick cloth over the top of something MUCH more delicate beneath. It gapes open even now, after a shower. It stopped bleeding before I showered and didn't bleed during, so I know I still stop bleeding easily : ) Bad news if I ever decide to get tortured to death for sexual pleasure.

ANyway, total tally: 3 cuts, only 1 a REAL cut. Might have to do better next time*.

Anne

*There won't be a next time, I promise. Unless I do it anyway, of course. But don't worry- I won't. Unless I do.

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Well, In A Way I "Graduated" 

Mostly it was for curiosity, last night. I finally did tear apart oneof Rudy's plastic "shave-n-toss" razors, and cut 2 parallel lines into my upper shoulder (parallel to the ground, not parallel to the upright stance of the standing human body). One about an inch long, the other about half-an-inch. They bled, and it hurt to cut myself, but not as much as I remembered/anticipated. I wanted to make sure they were cuts and not scratches, because scratches don't count when you cut yourself.

So this morning I was looking at the two cuts on my shoulder and thot to myself, "I need to make sure they are not just scratches, 'cause scratches don't count. Anyone can scratch themselves. So i took the razor (I clean the blade with a mixture of alcohol/witch hazel) and cut myself again, below the other 2 cuts, almost an inch in length. This time I made SURE it wasn't jst a scratch- it gaped open when I bent in to look. Not horribly deep or anything- just making sure I had cut entirely through the skin layer.

So now I have 3 cuts on my shoulder/upper "upper arm", right where rank patches would go if you were in the military. Not terribly deep- I am trying to CUT myself, not mutilate/maim myself. Just through all the skin layers and into the connective tissue below. Not very painful either, and I have a very LOW pain tolerance. ALmost felt/feels good. Bleeding nicely- I like blood. Seems I have a blood fetish as well as a urine fetish and a semen fetish. Maybe it's all part of a "human fluid" fetish, I dunno.

Don't give up on me everyone, especialy Wandersmann and Nightmart (who hasn't emailed me back yet :P ). I am not on a terrible "mutilate myself and become a New York sociaety dropout covered in tattoos, scars, and nursing an HIV/STD while just waiting to die.

This is more of a- a- oh damit, what's the word. Punishment thing? Self-loathing expression? Dunno. Not permanent, not to worry.

Please.

Anne

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Saturday, April 08, 2006

There Is A Big Difference 

There is another post of slightly more serious to follow above this one soon, so no fear : )

Imagine the difference in your feelings about this picture. One male and one female, same pose etc etc etc.

This young woman (26 or so) is basically nude, though there is nothing revealed so get your mind out of the gutter : ) She is sitting on a chair, leaning onto a table wit her elbows. Her shoulder length brown hair is disheveled. Her panties are pulled down, one leg-hole about her knee, the other at about mid calf. Bare feet. Her blouse is only on one arm, hanging from her elbow. Her head is resting on one hand.

She is vulnerable. Looks a bit sexy. I bet if you saw this you'd feel pretty sorry for her. Want to help.

Now imagine the other side. There's a naked guy in the same position. Boxers pulled about his knees like she was. Tee-shirt hanging from his elbow, and his curly hair unbrushed as he sits at the table.

Bet you'd feel somewhat more like "This guy just needs to get motivated. Hey! Get dressed! I can see your balls!"

What am I trying to say? No fricking clue : )

Anne

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Saturday, April 01, 2006

What's As Bad As Drinking But Doesn't Hurt Your Liver? 

I know that except for maybe 5 or 6 of you out there in InternetLand don't read my blog. It's a Severe Niche blog, and over the last few years it's been a Severely Personal diary blog (when it hasn't just been a Fucking Depressing blog). But that's okay. I love you all anyway.

Anyway, I have been fighting an urge that's been worse than the urge to drink. I still get drinking urges, but very few. As the years have gone by it's been a little easier. Not EASY, but easIER, and I always have to be very careful. But that's fine.

I want to cut myself so bad I can TASTE it. I turned into a cutter around 2000/2001 (cain't amember which) when I needed help when I was having drinking urges. I'd feel the urge to drink, cut myself, urge gone. Of course, then I had to start dealing with the issue that I LIKED cutting myself...

These days it's harder and harder to fight off the urge to rip open one of Rudy's cheap-ass plastic safety razors, take the blades and cut myself. I want to. Oh, I REALLY want to. I know it hurts and I hate pain... but when I cut myself, it doesn't so much hurt as... kinda feel good.

Now, don't tell me to hurry and get to meetings like A.A. and N.A. and stuff. Those suck. Internal docs from their own major docs on the A.A. board reveal that A.A. actually isn't even as good as quitting on your own with no help... the stats for quitting is that people who quit on their own have a 5% chance of remaining sober. Going through A.A., people only have a 2% to 3% chance of remaining sober. Funny that.

So I am dealing with this. I'm probably going to cut myself very very soon. Hopefully not tonite.

Anne

p.s. As you know, most people who quit drinking find it hard if not impossible to STAY "not drinking"*. People who start cutting themselves generally never stop cutting themselves. The fact that I remain sober and uncut after all this time is actually very amazing.

* When people quit other drugs and studies are done as to their "cleanliness", they go to five year stretches to check on people. See how those people are doing. When they do those studies on recovering alcoholics, they only go ONE year to check. Because if they go past that one year, generally all of the people they want to check up on have relapsed and DIED.

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Thursday, March 30, 2006

I Can't Even Think Of A Depressing Enough Title 

Rudy is back in the hospital. He had no energy (I mean sleeping for 12 hours, napping on and off for another 8 hours), he was dizzy, had extremely low bood pressure... So we took him to the doctor and he had pnuemonia, but things kept getting worse. So he's in the hospital.

He has a P.I.C. line, a catheter (yiks!), and is getting a million billion tests done. And I'm alone at the assisted living center.

I don't even have the energy to tell you how depressed I am and how crushed I am.

Anne

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Friday, March 24, 2006

Oh God, Rudy's Laptop Is Fucked And So Am I 

I should have never ever gotten cocky. This laptop is totally compromized (fuck. sp? i can't figger it out at ALL) and it's all my fault. All my own fucking fault for thining I was smarter than a spyware/malware/virus writer. Criminy. No firewall software will run on this anymore... I can't scan for virii anymore with AVG nor can I update it... the only thing that runs now is Peerguardian2 and THAT'S cool- it does block certain spyware/P2P/Gov't IPs and that's good- it has been blocking spyware from querying me. It durn't block anything going OUT, but that's my own fucking fault.

Sigh.

Now what I have to do is figure out if I have 30 gigs free on any of the computers I have back at my in-laws house (where we USED to live before he had to live in an assisted living center). Then I can suck out the files I need off this laptop (need is a relative term- they are just files I WANT, not files that I would die without) and then reformat/reinstall WinXP from the OEM restore disks.

Sigh.

On the other hand, I have started getting the pieces together for a new computer I am BUILDING. Yes, building. I have 2 1-gig memory dimm/simm/whatever-they-are-calleds, and a 2 gig AMD 939 pin processor chip. Thank god for Social Security (I am on disability for the next 3 years at least, Rudy is on Social Security for LIFE (however long he may live and he does NOT expect to live all that long (years, not months!)).

Such is life.

Wandersmann, why haven't you written me back? Nightmart- same question! : )

Anne

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Thursday, March 23, 2006

The Lesson Learned: NEVER Get Cocky 

Aside from stupid jokes about gender (grow up! : )). Anyway, I learned a Valable Lesson this week. It must have been the combination of drugs and disease (I have a TERRIBLE cold and I think it's turning into bronchitis) that got me INTO the situation and God help me- I don't know how to get out.

Ya see, I was trying to download a crack for a program (I WILL deny this in a court of law as this is a JOKE, people in authority!). And the download was for a file called "crack.exe". My DANGER SENSE went off, but I downloaded the file anyway. When I tried to run the file, my DANGER SENSE went off again when zonealarm (free version- whatta ya think I am, made of money?) said "Yo, cunt- ya wanna let this fuckin' program fuckin' run, or what?" (zonealarm has a TERRIBLE attitude problem). I said "no, silly! I'm smarter than that!" and closed that down.

That's when overconfidence knocked me down, punched me viciously in the back of the head, and RAPED me, brutally and repeatedly, then left me bleeding in the dirt and never left a phone number and promised to call me but hasn't yet and it been DAYS. Bastard!

So I ran it again, and when zonealarm as SO rude again (this time it implied I was suffering from a venereal disease!) I said "Sure! I am confident in my skills as an experienced user of computers!"

I should have been more wary, but I was unaware I was about to be brutally fucked (oh! but the way I like it!) without my brutal fucker even wearing a condom.

I knew I was in trouble when AVG Antivirus started saying "You ignorant fucking slut. Oh Jesus, I could just fucking cut your tits off for this!" and catching file after file of trojan horses. Finally the terror was over and the files were all healed. Like magic.

Oh the horror.

The trojans and the files being downloaded and ran have run roughshod over my computer. What was damaged and destroyed? Why, I'll tell you : )

1) My WinXP firewall and icf/ics have been DELETED. Which isn't such a bad idea, as the MSoft things sucked. However, the entire MSoft security center was deleted. Oy vey.

2) My AVG Antivirus was damaged- it can no longer update itself. I am THINKING of deleting it and reinstalling it, but I am afraid to, because...

3) I can no longer run ANY 3rd party firewall software. It INSTALLS, but it won't RUN. Even after uninstalling and reinstalling. Oy. Vey. Gevalt. Ish. Mir.

4) I run PeerGuardian 2 (purely for research purposes!) which blocks IP checkers from P2P, Government and (Uh Oh) SPYWARE. However, guess what? I betcha can : ) It's been damaged and doesn't update or load correctly.

5) A lotta the time, all 3 of my web browsers (Maxthon, Opera, Firefox) will refuse to connect to the web a TALL. I have to reboot to be able to connect.

I repeat my lesson for the edification of you all: NEVER GET COCKY.

Anne

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Friday, March 10, 2006

I Don't Feel So Happy Anymore 

Not at all. Rudy had an appointment with his cardiologist today, and discovered that he will get no better than he is right now. Which is bad, because he has only 33% of the air capacity he should have, his diaphram is partially paralyzed... he has to nap most of the dy and sleep at night. Very little energy... he's on 3 litres of oxygen and it looks like this is the rest of his life. Which means he will never be able to come home. Ever.

Why do some people think that my life is nothing but a holding pattern of pain and waiting for pain? Because my entire life IS nothing but a holding pattern of pain and waiting for pain. Admitted, I am not dying like my husband is, nor have I lived the HORRIBLE painful physical life he has had to endure. But I have another 40 years of pain and waiting for pain ahead of me.

I am pessimistic and negative about life; basically I live life as if I'm just waiting for the next truck to hit me. And you know why? Because life has never disapointed me yet in that department. I used to drown my pain in sex- then I drowned my pain with drink- now I have nothing to drown my pain with.

I have been seriously fighting the urge to start cutting myself again and it's getting harder and harder not to.

Anne

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People Are Hysterically Funny 

when discussing things that you can only laugh or cry about. On this one site, Reason, a libertarian site, they discuss horrid things. On this latest thread, they have become HYSTERICAL about terrorism. A random quote:

"Do we really have to go back to Terror-nomics 101 here?
You're pretending the going wages for a hit or blowing up a bus full of schoolchildren exists in a vacuum. Terrorist wages, like all capital (including rocket launchers, oil-for-food money) are determined by market forces. Sure, you can enact minimum death wages, but that's only going to squeeze the teen jihadists and limited-skilled terrorists out of a job.
Besides, the wages of Big Terror are not far below the average. A recenty study by the Rand Corp. found that Damascus' Super Wal-Topples-and-Smashes-an-Adulterer's-Head-Apart wages were only 40 cents below the local Beheadings-R-Us and Acid Bath & Beauty.
As for the alleged "impersonal" quality of Big Terror, I can only say that I don't really care if CEO Waheeb Khamil knows my name. The savings provided by his huge corpse-oration increases my dying power."

The full article and comments are here and if you are of the right mind, you WILL laugh.

Anne

p.s. I have been deathly ill with some horrid bug the past couple of days but am starting to feel better. Liquid feces isn't spraying out of my backside every half hour on the hour anymore, and I actually feel HUNGRY today.

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Monday, March 06, 2006

My Breasts Are bigger Than Basketballs 

Ha. Not really. I am a D cup, but not porn star D. Regular, 42 year old boobs. They've been around, they have. I was a regular partyslut when I was growing up and older than young teen but younger than 25. I spread my legs for anything male and erect. Well, human anyway. I'm damned lucky I never got all preggers, or picked up any STDs. Although I did swallow enough semen back then to get an army of women pregnant and some left over for a warm drink.

Ah, good times. Good times.

Anyways. What the hell was I going to say? Hmmm. Fuck, I had my topic all in mind then I got distracted by old history. Well, if I remember, then I'll do another post. Unless I decide to talk about my cunt, in which case I'll forget everything all over again. : (

I don't have a functioning brain any longer.

I am sorry to everyone who is expecting a reply to email. Or who have given up hope that I will ever respond. I am about a month and a half behind in answering my FIVE emails. Jesus fuck. I blame the meds I'm on.

Anne

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Saturday, March 04, 2006

The Final Moments 

had come- with her head at the back of the snake's mouth, she was watching as the jaws slowly closed, the snake throat holding her entire body tightly and her feet tight against the snake's stomach filter, the sliver of light from the outside world getting smaller and smaller. Then with an audible snap the jaws shut and she was in darkness- swallowed whole and entire, and soon to be slowly digested alive. She found this to be a tremendously exciting idea and wished she could masturbate again. Maybe when she was being held in the hot, wet enclosure of the stomach sac.

Hard contractions of the snake's throat, as it continued swallowing her alive, slid her into the stomach of the beast- the stomach sphincter sliding up and over her entire body- hard enough to hurt as she was wedged into the stomach. And then it was all done but the shouting (and screaming, and struggling to survive as the acidic juices reduced her to a thick stream of slimy nutrients).

At the moment, however, it was kind of nice- the stomach was slightly smaller than her body, even with her coiled into a tight fetal position, and it was comfortably tight against her naked skin. It was hot inside the snake's body- she was sweating but it was a nice sweat, like being in a sauna. Which was a good thought, since the stomach lining was very moist against her. She knew that at any moment the stomach acids would begin to flow and start melting her into easily transported nutrients, but right now she was happy. There wasn't much air in the belly with her and already the air was getting a little stale but that was to be expected- snake's were not air permeable after all.

In her curled position, arms between her legs, breasts smooshed against her thighs and chin, she could still reach the clean shaved cleft between her legs and she began to "polish the silver"; the warm feeling that had not left her began to build again. She started to pant, and felt herself lubing up again- although that was pointless- inside a snake's tummy there was no penis to enter her moist cunt, thrusting hard and deep, harder and faster, balls slapping against her ass cheeks and legs up, thighs on her chest as that cock fucked her, just fucked her hard, and oh! Oh! Sweet motherfucking jesus keep fucking me- just OH MY GOD.

Panting the thin stale air, she felt the moist stomach lining becoming less pleasantly wet, starting to sting. That orgasm had been stronger than the last one and it had nearly made her pass out. But now the acids were really flowing and her skin was burning- hurting bad. Her eyes were shut tight to protect her eyeballs as long as possible... but when acids ran into her upturned ear and began to digest her eardrum, the pain was nearly intolerable. She kept panting, breathing the stale, stinging wet air but drops of acidic juices were flowing into her open mouth and she began screaming now, screaming with the last of her air from the horrible, horrible pain... one eyelid open and her eyesocket burning as if a blowtorch were pressed against her face.

Bodily orifices were trying to resist the pain and freely flowing digestive juices but it was no hope- her air was running out and her lungs were filling with burning liquid. And finally, mercifully, she was gone- her systems too starved for oxygen and trying to resist the shock of the burning agony. In five minutes there was no real life in her at all... Now she was just female human meat being digested by a hungry snake.

* * *

The man who owned the snake that had eaten the young woman alive was sitting on his bar stool, drinking yet another beer Good thing he wasn't driving tonight- walking home would be difficult enough. No one else in the bar had been particularly interested as the snake had swallowed her whole and entire and was now digesting her. They saw it all the time- every happy hour at least three or four women were swallowed and digested.

She had stopped struggling now- obviously she was dead now. No longer a person, just a corpse in a snake stomach. Soon to be nothing but waste products and bones, ejected somewhere out of the way.

He finished his beer and stood shakily, swaying. At last, somewhat sure of his footing he signaled to the snake. Starting toward the door he didn't even look as the snake followed him, belly full, and slithering slowly. There was a hot pad back at the apartment where the snake could coil up, and finishing digesting it's meal of woman.

Anne

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Friday, March 03, 2006

I Still Live, No Fear 

Just very busy. One of the things that happened is that I am now legal to stay in the assisted living center with Rudy now- to the tune of $500 (I still need to let Social Security know about the increased rent) a month- the 2nd person in a room fee here. There had been a complaint to The State (the Secret Police is wide, open, and strong) that I had been staying without paying and the assisted center (hereafter known as TALC) was getting in trouble because of it.

I am getting Deep Tissue Massage for my back and neck now and FUCK is it painful. They are breaking up all the scar tissue and adhesions in the muscle tissue and man, do I have a LOT of it. Quite bloody painful. Especially when they brutally fuck me with the pointy metal staves.

Oh what else is happening in my life? Asides from pain, and illness, and bloody, useless murder? Nertin' much I can remember at this moment, aside from being HORRIBLY BEHIND in my email answering and I apologise to everyone who has written me and I haven't gotten back to!! Don't hate me because I am talented- hate me because I'm a bitch : )

It's been hard writing of late- again. Bloody life stressors. I hates them, I do! Makes it hard to get ANYTHING constructive done, tho there are some people out there (Hi Nightmart!) who have life a fuck of a lot harder than I do! Sort of makes you look at gangrene in a whole new light.

I pulled a muscle in my upper back/lower neck the other day. Hurts like Satan himself. Who apparently has a pulled groin muscle, so we have to sympathise with the Devil. Anyway, that hurts like holy mother fuck. Seeing a chiropracter today for it. Well, why lie? We've been having an affair. I meet him on Fridays, and he fucks me brutally with a pointy metal staff.

Very irreverant post. Every paragraph is true, with a subtle sarcastic twist to it. Can you find them? Hint: The brutal fucking with a pointy metal staff is true.

I am finally going to finish my blog-story with the main character finally making it to the snake tummy where she is- well, why ruin the story? You'll have to read it : ) When I am done, I am going to post it on my site, on several vore forums, and in my album on Eka's Portal. It's a vore site, primarily a furry vore site, but people's do get et alive there. Man, I love that idea. People should be eaten alive.

Anyways, I'll sign off this post by being Skorn, an Ogre I haven't been able to figure out what to do with yet.

"Oy'm ere to just say goombye to yer's all. You durn't ave to be afrait er me- Oy'm a vegnarian, durn't eats peemple no mores. Well, not om purposes anyways. Suttimes Oy forgets when Oy'm busy. What Oy'm trine to say is, well, Oy'm surry Oy ets yer usbam. Oy weren't finking."

Anne

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